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They’re calling it the Laundry Loophole.

Hairspray and Cobwebs

Remember Texas Republican State Rep Debbie Riddle?  The one who gets screwdrivers for Christmas because she has so many loose screws?

Remember that she camped out for three days at the door of the state lege so she could be the first to file the meanest anti-immigrant bill on God’s green earth?

Remember how she went on teevee and announced that terror babies were coming and they were gonna kill you and then eat you?

Well, howdy do.  Little Miss Debbie has filed a new bill.

You’re gonna think I’m making this up, but I’m not.  I swear I’m not.  You could not make up HB 1202.

Under Riddle’s bill, it would be a state jail felony to hire an undocumented worker.  Unless – and here’s the part you’re not going to believe – with the exception of one worker for “domestic services” per household.

Yep, you can own one slave.  And she has to do the laundry and windows.

Thank you, Debbie Riddle, for reminding me today why Republicans suck.