Remember when Newt Gingrich called Spanish “the language of living in the ghetto?”

Boy Howdy, this has gotta hack him off.  I mean, here’s the poor little chubby guy flat broke and he can’t even get a free pizza.

Pizza Patrón, a 104-unit, carry-out pizza chain headquartered in Dallas, is raising eyebrows both inside and outside the Latino community with a planned promotion to give away thousands of large pepperoni pizzas on the evening of June 5 to folks who order in Spanish.

It can be broken Spanish. It can be first-time Spanish. But it has to be Spanish.

If it makes Newt feel any better, this is a Texas chain.  If you don’t speak Spanish in Texas, you’ll starve to death.  If it ain’t barbeque or Tex-Mex, it’s not worth eating.

For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, here’s how to order a pizza in Spanish, “Newt es un idiota, sin posibilidad de ser presidente, gracias a Dios.”

Yes, translations is just another of the free customer services at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

Enjoy your pizza!

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.