The Language of Living In The Ghetto Without Pizza

May 23, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Remember when Newt Gingrich called Spanish “the language of living in the ghetto?”

Boy Howdy, this has gotta hack him off.  I mean, here’s the poor little chubby guy flat broke and he can’t even get a free pizza.

Pizza Patrón, a 104-unit, carry-out pizza chain headquartered in Dallas, is raising eyebrows both inside and outside the Latino community with a planned promotion to give away thousands of large pepperoni pizzas on the evening of June 5 to folks who order in Spanish.

It can be broken Spanish. It can be first-time Spanish. But it has to be Spanish.

If it makes Newt feel any better, this is a Texas chain.  If you don’t speak Spanish in Texas, you’ll starve to death.  If it ain’t barbeque or Tex-Mex, it’s not worth eating.

For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, here’s how to order a pizza in Spanish, “Newt es un idiota, sin posibilidad de ser presidente, gracias a Dios.”

Yes, translations is just another of the free customer services at The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.

Enjoy your pizza!

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “The Language of Living In The Ghetto Without Pizza”


  1. daChipster says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:17 am

    My cousin, Jesus Hachecristo, likes eating anywhere the pizzas are free and the cervezas are fria.

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  2. Kellybee says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Gotta love it…Pizza Patrón was the same restaurant chain that in 2007 began accepting payment in U.S. dollars and Mexican pesos.

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  3. Miemaw says:
    May 23, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Does this pizza come… with or without Cilantro?

    If it doesn’t include Cilantro… and Jalapenos, we who live in “The Ghetto”…. wouldn’t touch it…. even with a free Tecate, …even if you throw in the lime.

    We are picky. Even when it’s free.

    Do you reckon they deliver…… to Southeast Harris County??

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  4. SusanF says:
    May 23, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Miemaw, they have branches in Harris County, including one in Pasadena. I grew up just south of South Houston and I recognize some of these addresses as being close to there. http://pizzapatron.com/vismap_city.cfm?state=TX&city=Houston. Good luck!

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  5. SusanF says:
    May 23, 2012 at 11:15 am

    BTW, we’ve 3 in Austin, too and they’re in 7 states across the U.S. http://pizzapatron.com/locations.cfm

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  6. David in Houston says:
    May 23, 2012 at 12:47 pm

    Here’s another Spanish translation gratis, this time of “Tu eres un pendejo” for Newt and other gringos (courtesy of a trip to San Antonio):
    http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee401/dwagonertx/Tueresunpendejo.jpg

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  7. Lynne says:
    May 23, 2012 at 2:33 pm

    Si, es un pendejo tambien!

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  8. Lynne says:
    May 23, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    David, you beat me to it!

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  9. Lorinda Pike says:
    May 23, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    Uno de pepperoni grande con extra de queso y dos cervezas, por favor …

    See, that was easy!

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