The Humpty Trumpty Challenge

November 05, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Okay, here’s the deal.  Bunny tried to ruin my life again today by suggesting that we start mind-picturing Donald Trump as Humpty Trumpty.

I challenged her to a rhyme-off and Lord have mercy! it was a time sponge this morning.

Bunny says —

HUMPTY TRUMPTY’S 5 POINT IMMIGRATION POLICY

Humpty Trumpty sat on his fence
Humpty Trumpty deployed agents
All ‘merica’s forces and all ‘merica’s drones
He used to trade – a fence for a throne!

And I answered with —

FOREIGN POLICY

Humpty Trumpty sat on his butt
Humpty Trumpty yelled “He’s a nut!”
But all his finger shaking and loud bull shootin’
Didn’t scare a single crap out of Putin.

Please feel free to join in.  That’s why I have a comment section.

 

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