So it seems that Scalia was found murdered. It was inevitable, I guess, when reports started filtering out that a pillow was found “over his head.” Subsequent clarifications seem to indicate the pillow was “over”  in the sense of “above” his head, not “covering” his head. For god’s sake people! The man laid himself down because he wasn’t feeling well and never woke up from his nap. This happens SO OFTEN, that I have forsworn taking ANY naps unless there is a physician in attendance, because naps seem to be the leading cause of death for people not feeling well.

Speaking of “over his head” Donald Trump continues his “Balls and Innuendo” World Tour and comments on the “murder.” He takes his usual tack of not saying something, but implying much: I don’t know. Maybe there’s something there. I mean, it’s completely possible it’s a plot involving Hillary, Dick Cheney, and Ted Cruz’ secret Cuban-Canadian Troupe of Gymnastic Stunt Assassins, Cirque du Olé. Or maybe not.  By the way, the Clintons killed Vince Foster.  That was Yuuuuuge.

It’d be enough to drive me to drink, if I weren’t already there. I think I’ll lie down.

~Primo