There’s a saying in Texas, “Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.”

Stay away from Herman Cain.

 The pizza magnate, who at one point topped all Republican challengers during the 2012 Republican presidential primary before dropping out amidst allegations of multiple affairs, suggested on Saturday that he would return to the campaign trail in 2016 if called upon God to do so.

It kinda makes you wonder about this God who tells all these people to run for President and then jerks the rug out from under them while howling with laughter. I’d only fall for that God trick once. Being left up the creek in a wire boat ain’t exactly my idea of a good and loving God.

I mean, I’m all for the clown car leaving the garage again, and it might be even more fun with Cain driving this time, but how much fun can a girl stand?