The Flies! They Are Dropping!
Cover your head! Incoming!
Orrin Hatch, named Man of the Year in Utah for being a total power hungry devil man, is dropping out.
Now Mitt Romney will run for the seat and Donald Trump hates that because Donald Trump hates Mitt Romney. It’s like an episode of Old White Men of Utah. There will be backbiting, hair pulling, nail scratching, and some really good hair jokes.
And at the other place in DeeCee, Pennsylvania Republican Congressman Bill Schuster will not be seeking reelection. Schuster is the guy who wanted to privatize air traffic control while there were ethical questions about his relationship with a top airline lobbyist.
Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of : Republicans in Decline.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.