The Fayette County Record
Those of you who’ve been around here for a while know of my fondness for the Fayetee County Record. I have friends in Fayetter County – that’s between here and Austin – who keep me informed on their local crooks.
Well, he didn’t shoot his own foot, but he did konk himself out with his own crowbar.
And for your viewing pleasure, here’s the video. There’s several times he awakes, does something and then passes out again.
Looks like a candidate for a Darwin Award to me.
Shouldn’t be too hard to find him if they publicized the video…look for the guy with the giant goose egg on his head.
1Meep, meep.
2“Yakkety Sax” is definitely called for. And no sympathy.
Good grief.
3A propane company.
4Apparently he hadn’t stolen enough charcoal on his last foraging expedition to safely prepare the meat of the armadillo he ran down with his ’83 F150.
Graduated from the School for Stupidity majoring in concussion.
5Trump’s trade war.
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