The Ebola App From Darrell Issa. EBOLA!
Y’all, Darrell Issa went on Candy Crowley’s show yesterday and touted a smart phone app where you can monitor your temperature so you’ll know if you get The Ebola.
Really.
No. No, there’s not.
The app he held up is for weather temperature. Last I checked, there’s a difference. It could be that his committee voted to make it the same for easy and tax-free figuring. I dunno about that because I get heart palpitations when I watch his rude butt jack with the Constitution so I don’t watch much.
So, yes, there is an app for body temperature. I downloaded it. It doesn’t work for crap and comes with this warning —
Entertainment purposes.
So, best I can figure, Darrell Issa is walking around thinking he has a temperature of 66 degrees.
Thanks to Julie for the heads up.
Well, he is a cold-blooded reptile.
166F sounds to be about the right ambient temperature for Darrell, unless he’s in the basking area of his tank.
2Right you are, PKM! Hope Darrell goes back under his rock for a nice long nap.
3Issa spelled backward is AssI. Which sounds just about right for Darrell.
4Darrell (and his other brother Darrell) got it wrong. That app is for IQ, and Darrell’s is 66.
5betty beat me to it. If Issa’s IQ got up to room temp., it would be an improvement.
6Yes, let’s keep the panic in check by suggesting every time your phone reads over 98.6 you’ve got Ebola.
Maybe they could bring back that AOL email voice, and every time your phone detects a high temperature it can say “You’ve Got Ebola!”
7The total lunacy … I just SMH at it all.
8don’t know whether to laugh or pull my hair out.
9Thats about par for Issa, “my brother did it.” What a fool!
10Darrel, ur not holding dat fone rite:
111 drop trou,
2 bend ovr,
3 insert fone wher sun doan shine,
4 wait 4 fone bleep and vibe,
5 insert head and read fone screen,
6 readng lower than ur IQ, you good,
7 readng higher than ur IQ, ur gonna diiieeee!!!
@Origuy:
You are very quick on the draw! Well done.
When he sheds his skin maybe we can grab the shed, make wallets out if it and sell ’em to our Teabag brothers and sisters. Then give the proceeds to our party.
12Darrell, that’s just a decal that you pasted to the screen to modify your Benghazi app!
13Just be glad there is not an ap for unlocking other people’s cars. It would make it too easy for Issa, AKA The Car Thief.
14As the app reports weather temperature rather than a person’s temperature, Darrell’s got a choice: admit global warming is real (Earth running a fever) or admit that Ebola fears are overblown (no fever, no worries)…
Seriously, this is one case where the smart people think we need to fight Ebola over there so that we don’t have to fight it over here. Of course, as this is the logical, sane, and compassionate thing to do – the Republians bitterly oppose taking that action.
1566 degrees of crazy?
What a stupid, stupid dangerous man.
16Darrell Issa is a con man.
17Sandridge @11 — Darrell isn’t bright enough to follow the instructions, but good idea!
18I figured out why the Republicans are afraid of Ebola.
The contagion is usually transferred by feces or vomit.
Frankly, that is the Republican milieu.
19Booyah! Well done Ralph!
20Okay–just saw this youtube on the difference between news coverage in UK vs. US on Ebola.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAz-F1QnyCk
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