Texas Lt. Governor David Dewhurst got famous for having women’s purses searched for tampons during the Wendy Davis filibuster because he had seen bags of feces and bottles of urine found on women who were trying to enter the Senate Chamber.  Of course, those items were never seen by anyone else or recorded in any manner.

Here’s the best part:  By Texas political standards, Dewhurst is considered “the moderate” in the race to keep his Lt. Governor seat.    He lost to Ted Cruz for the senate seat because he wasn’t able to produce a clown hat, a funny nose, and Sarah Palin’s endorsement quick enough.

So, first order of business for Dewhurst:  get knuckle-draggng drooling crazy as quick as you can!

At a candidate forum on Monday, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst called for the impeachment of President Barack Obama, joining a number of other Republican figures in Texas who’ve flirted with charging the nation’s leader with high crimes and misdemeanors.

Speaking at the Northeast Tarrant County Tea Party meeting, Dewhurst opened with the big guns.

“This election is about protecting you and your freedoms, which are given to you by God, but which are being trampled on by Barack Obama right now. I don’t know about you, but Barack Obama ought to be impeached,” he declared to hearty applause. “Not only for trampling on our liberties, but what he did in Benghazi is just a crime.”

Yep.  God wants Barack Obama impeached.  And David Dewhurst knows all there is to know about bags of feces, bottles of urine, tampons, and bygawd God.

What the Lt. Governor of Texas has to do with impeaching President Obama, I dunno.  Hell, I still don’t even know what he has to do with tampons.