We here at the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc. do not believe that building a wall down the middle of the Rio Grande River is a good idea and that should be the end of it, but Donald Trump keeps insisting that he’s gonna build a wall.

Cost estimates run between $12 and $25 billion. Mexico is not going to pay for it, so there you have it.  We’re gonna spend all that money on a river wall instead of fixing our infrastructure, giving everybody healthcare, or making America great again.

Trump has told congress that he wants us to pay for the wall now and then Mexico will pay us back.

I am terrified of asking what “in some form” means.

Well, one thing we know for sure, Trump ain’t Popeye but he’s becoming a friend of Popeye’s –

Wimpy.  That character’s name is Wimpy.

I’m not kidding – that’s his name.

Thanks to Vonda for the heads up.