The Daily Louie
Louie Gohmert is upset, very upset, that all this sequestration stuff has caused the White House Tours to be stopped.
And whose fault is that?
President Barack Obama, of course. Well, and Arnold Palmer.
So Louie has a solution . He introduced an amendment to a budget bill that says —
None of the funds made available by a division of this Act may be used to transport the President to or from a golf course until public tours of the White House resume.
But, I guess football games, dinner out, and basketball are all okay. At least until tours of Louie Gohmert’s “Games Only White Men Should Play” embroidered pillows are resumed.
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What a goober!
1HA! I saw this on NBC’s Nightly News and immediately thought of JJ. I knew it wouldn’t take long to show up here. Brian Williams had to struggle hard not to show his contempt for ol’ Louie the Goober.
2You just can’t make Louie up.
I call him “Juanita Jean’s favorite chew toy.”
3This is courageous legislation right up there with Freedom Fries.
4Look, evidently you can fill a book a day with this mans idiocies, it’s a wonder he can dress himself. He evidently lives in a fog where Obama is a socialist, Kenyan, dictator, instead of a moderate 60’s Republican. A fog where every time Obama goes golfing a little more sagebrush grows on the Obama ranch in Chicago, where Obama, like his predecessor should be cutting it.
5Do you reckon that the Republicans in Congress come up with this ludicrous stuff, and then the question becomes: “who we going to get to make this public?” O.K. Let’s get Louie to do it. Louie will say anything to the media.
I honestly don’t know which is really the more ridiculous… that this idiocy came from a person that people actually think is qualified to serve in the Congress of the United States…. or that somebody who does a nightly news program, thought it was “news worthy”.
It’s a toss up.
6You know, perhaps ole Louie has taken a hit to the head one too many times by a perfectly hit/aimed golf ball! Good Lord, the tripe that spews from this lunatics mouth is simply mind numbing! Yes, I saw this bit on the News last night, too! I thought, “Oh, boy … here we go again!”
7Can I take a tour of Louie’s home instead? I’m not that far from Tyler, and I promise I won’t say anything tacky until I’m back outside afterwards.
8Drug and alcohol testing for any and all elected officials.
9Now!
Oh, sweet Mother of God. Golf is public relations and good for the country, Louie. Of course, so are White House tours, but we can’t have everything. I’d missed they’d been cancelled. A shame.
10In his first term, President Obama took 84 days off. For this Congressional term, Boehner & Co will be off over 200 days. So who spends more time doing the People’s work, Louie?
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