The Crude Crew
Matt Gaetz has a podcast and Marjorie Taylor Greene was his guest last week and I think we should all be grateful that such an event didn’t tear a hole in the space/time continuum.
On this show – which I have not and will not listen to – Greene outlined her demands of Kevin McCarthy if he wants to get her vote for Speaker.
“First she wants Rep. Adam Kinzinger get (R-IL), who is retiring, and Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) to be kicked out of the GOP Conference and effectively booted from their committee posts. Next, she wants the other 11 Republicans who voted for impeachment stripped of their leadership positions on committees.”
Now, you see, here’s what’s odd about that. You’d think if she had like even one demand she’d ask for the name of a decent hairdresser. I mean, I hate to be cruel, but her head is as fried on the outside as it is on the inside.
She then whines that McCarthy says they can’t do that because it would take too many Republicans off of committees. “They did it to me,” she sneers. Honey, self awareness does not appear anywhere on her psychological chart. Also, she alone is not too many – it just seems that way because she never shuts up.
Good observation about her hair. I’ve kind of thought she looks more like a www lady wrastler than a congresswoman. No offense meant to any lady wrastlers reading this. She’s even worse when she straps on her assault rifle.
1I like it … first-term Representative announces her demands. I’m interested to learn which “not-McCarthy” she thinks COULD run the Republican conference.
2john, on Sunday’s Jonathan Capehart show he had a couple of California pols as guests, and one was republican. She talked about how McCarthy came up as Mr. moderate. Schwarzenegger’s best buddy, and how everyone knows he stands for NOTHING. And there’s no way in hell he’d be elected Speaker.
3When Jonathan asked her who she thought that they would elect, she said “Get ready for Speaker Jim Jordan.”
It gave Capehart the willies.
Yes.
4Who better to ask which representatives should be taken off of committees, than someone who was taken off of a committee. With cause.
She was taken off committees, she has no influence. She is just a big mouth. She has no authority to make “demands”.
5Greene and Bimboebert give Louie serious competition for Dumbest Congresscritter.
6Her jaw bears an eerie resemblance to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s. I’m guessing steroid-induced hysteria.
7Steve @ 1,
She gives off that aging Roller Derby Queen vibe…
“Gonna tell you a story that you won’t believe
8But I fell in love last Friday evenin’
With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen
Well I was just gettin’ ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
And I ordered myself a couple o’ more shots and beers
The night that I fell in love with a Roller Derby Queen
(Round ‘n’ round, oh round ‘n’ round)
The meanest hunk o’ woman
That anybody ever seen
Down in the arena
She is a five foot six and two fifteen
A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean
She knew how to knuckle
And she knew how to scuffle and fight
And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a ‘fridgerator with a head
The fans called her “Tuffy”
But all her buddies called her “Spike” – Jim Croce
Question for JJ: If MTG showed up at your salon would you take her?
And if you did would you do anything special?
I sense epic viral video material here.
9For a completely ineffectual, pig-ignorant, pissant freshman Congresswoman, who was kicked off all her Committee assignments for bad behavior–and who hasn’t stopped said behavior–Marjorie Taylor Greene is making an awful lot of demands for her one pathetic vote. If–all the gods forbid–Kevin McCarthy actually gets to run for Speaker, I hope he ignores Ms. Greene as she so richly deserves. The same goes for her constituents, in her next election. She has no business being in Congress, ever.
10Papa *8: Jim Croce, gone far too soon. For any serious road trip, my Jim Croce CD is loaded first.
11My blood boils almost as much when I hear any dumbass thing that comes out of her bleach blonde head as it does when the orange one speaks. The thing they both forget/don’t understand…well,we could be here all day counting that down, but, it’s important to note that they don’t get that they are supposed to be Representing. Not just the ones they want to represent and support but the American people. They are supposed to show us to the world as our best and brightest. Pretty damn hard when we have crackpots and dim bulbs up there. And don’t get me started on the healthcare they get to take away when they go as I sit here stuck in limbo she’s up there making demands and promoting another lself serving loud mouth. Have mercy!
12I’ve mentioned this before, but she looks (and sounds) like a poster for fetal alcohol syndrome:
https://www.anatomynote.com/disease-anatomy/pediatrics/fetal-alcohol-syndrome-facial-anatomy/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetal_alcohol_spectrum_disorder
This doesn’t make an excuse for a nasty disposition. Many women with FAS are fine folks, that we’d welcome (ok, tolerate) here at the Salon. They also choose hair styles that conceal or minimize some of the facial features. But the “neurobehavioral disorders associated with prenatal alcohol exposure” that MTG has needs more than a rinse and new hairstyle.
Of course, she may have had a teetotaler mother, and just turned out bad.
13The Surly Professor @12, Empty Greene lacks the eyes that typify FAS. She is classic roid rage. Even her facial bone restructuring/build up reeks of roid abuse.
But wow. Really. Wow. Qevin McQarthy actually said “no” to Marge? He must have borrowed a pair and a gun from Gunny Boebert that day.
14I think she looks and sounds like the definition of ‘trashy.’
15Remember when Sarah Palin was about the craziest thing to hit politics? Good times. Now Louie Gohmert has to tread water furiously and erupt periodically to stay with the pack of outhouse crazy rats in the House. Lordy some crazy rats have managed to permeate the once ‘august’ Senate.
http://jobsanger.blogspot.com/
16Fetal alcohol syndrome and steroid abuse are interesting guesses. I’d like to add HRT. Synthetic estrogen is ferocious and should not be popped like M&Ms. Sometimes it’s better just to live with the hot flashes than make a fool of yourself in public.
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