The Cahooting
Rick Perry – bless his heart.
Mostly, all of Rick’s life, he has depended on the kindness of strangers – strangers who became his “friends.”
Rick is a tool. Smart people figured out that Rick likes the finer things in life. They got him elected to the kinds of political offices that can dispense monetary favors. They, in return, made sure that Rick’s tastes got satisfied.
He’s been caught before, but his quick smile and his ability to be the dumb country boy who loves Jesus got him off the hook. Maybe not this time.
Two political backers of Energy Secretary Rick Perry landed a lucrative oil and gas exploration deal from Ukraine’s government shortly after Perry reportedly included one of the two men in a list of suggested potential advisers to Ukraine’s new president, according to The Associated Press.
The AP reported Monday that Michael Bleyzer was among four names Perry had recommended to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Rick Perry and Michael Bleyzer in Ukraine last year cahooting
Those two are tighter than skin on a sausage. It’s nice to have friends in high places. Especially those who are unwilling to testify under oath to the United States Congress.
I think it’s time for Rick to have another giant prayer rally. We called the last one he had “Six Flags Over Jesus.”
(Here’s a joke hint for people from foreign states.)
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
One picture worth thousands of fails.
http://img.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/1308/rickperry.jpg
1Lucky his last name isn’t “Biden” – he’d be in trouble.
2Trump likes people who are as stupid as Trump is stupid! Perry rivals him in IQ. Or lack there of!
3Aggie High obviously gave Little Ricky Perry a diploma. The typical person from my High school who enrolled at Aggie High was not highly regarded!
4So glad that Rick gave Bleyzer a job – maybe he can now afford a haircut.
At Dan 4 – my son is an aeronautical engineer with a degree from AggieLand – and highly regarded. He and all of his engineer fellow Aggies are all quite bright. I once asked him why Aggies were considered so dumb, when in my experience, they were obviously not. His answer: “Poli Sci, Mom”. Now, I think Ricky majored in Animal Husbandry, as a C student – but might have switched to Political Science.
5A while back I did a search through the Texas Observer on Perry. He has gotten away with so much, he needs to get caught up with his owner, Trump/Putin!
6Ah.
So perhaps this is a part of the reason Republicans are chanting:
Hunter Biden!
Hunter Biden!
Hunter Biden!
There are questionable dealings with Ukraine and their oil and gas industry. Republicans had hoped if everyone was looking at Hunter Biden, they wouldn’t see Rick Perry with something up his sleeve.
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