The Boy Band of Brothers

January 11, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Y’all the revolutionary soldiers in Oregon have sent out another list of demands … uh, wish lists.

Screen Shot 2016-01-11 at 1.43.09 PMJust like the brave American men storming the beaches at Normandy and those taking Iwo Jima, these unflinching he-men are totally out of French Vanilla Creamer.

The horrors!  Revolution is hell, y’all.  Hannibal could not have crossed the Alps with his bath mats, shredded cheese, body wash, and Marlboro 100s Reds.

Dude, one thing; if you cannot shred your own damn cheese, you ain’t fierce.

And since both mayo and Miracle Whip are on the list, we see a division among the troops.

 

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0 Comments to “The Boy Band of Brothers”


  1. Zyxomma – make that French Vanilla Isis.

    Let’s mess with their heads, and send ’em Hazelnut instead – sugar free.

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