The Best Thing About Steve Stockman is That He Makes Louie Gohmert Seem Smart
Right here it says this.
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And all this time you thought the best thing about Earth was gravity and oxygen.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
March 21, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Right here it says this.
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And all this time you thought the best thing about Earth was gravity and oxygen.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.
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With observations like that coming out of Steve Stockman, the same might be said about him. Poke him, gas come out.
1if you pull my finger….
2One of my Libertopian fiends is convinced that the earth continues to manufacture petroleum and methane deep in the core where it leaks outward to fill spaces between rocks so that we don’t ever have to worry about punching a dry hole in the earth.
3I thought the best thing about the Earth is that it’s the only place in the universe that we know has life, even though we’re working hard at wiping out as much of it as we can.
Water is good too. Not a lot of other places have that.
If I poke holes in my share of the Earth and oil or gas comes out, I will call Miss Utility and tell her I made a booboo.
But I enjoyed Rick’s comment very much.
4The best thing about the Earth is that it sustains life, but not for long if the oil and gas companies have their way.
5Speaking of Lou, here’s his understanding of Google ads: http://www.salon.com/2013/03/21/louie_gohmert_unable_to_understand_google_ads/
6Pound for pound, we can beat any state in the Union with our crazies: Perry, Abbott, Duell, Donna Campbell, Gohmert, Steve Stockman…the list goes on ad nauseum.
7@Sam in Kyle – let me know when you finish your book; Texas Politics – Selling Crazy By The Pound. I’ll be first in line for a copy.
8I was coming on the site to complain about Goober Gohmert, and now I find out little Stevie out-crazier him. Sigh. I hate when that happens.
9@Sam in Kyle-You forgot Ted Carnival Cruz. He has been in office for less than three months and he is making a place for himself in the all time list of Texas crazies.
10Cruz = Bachmann without lipstick.
11Here’s something a little uplifting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KyvlMJefR4
12Gravity is bad. I can’t fly and have to buy better bras. Trees, on the other hand, grow right up out of the ground and I don’t even have to plant them (side note: they do know to grow “up” because of gravity, so I guess I should not complain) Beer, wine, coffee and chocolate rank high on my list of things the earth has provided, but not necessarily in that order! And cats and rain are wonderful, even at the same time!
I think Mr Stockman has a tiny mind! He needs to live a little!
13@BarbinDC. I was at an ADL event on Tuesday when this video was previewed. This is a great video
14Joe – your link to Screwy Louie shows that he managed to make a monkey out of himself twice in the very same hearing on Tuesday – with the very same witness! All within a five-minute timespan. Besides his debacle in this article, Louie ended up dissing the HuffPost and infuriating fellow Republican extremist Jim Sensenbrenner. Nonsensenbrenner slapped Louie down because his son has a PhD, is a fellow at Johns Hopkins School of Advanced International Studies, and contributes to HuffPost.
So with Louie having stuck both feet down his throat near simultaneously, I can only envision how he managed to depart the hearing room.
Perhaps he levered himself along with his knuckles as he did a chimpanzee butt-walk.
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And BarbinDC … thank you … your link on this particular day is especially appreciated.
15@BarbinDC, thank you from a neighbor in Maryland.
And now I’ll ruin that by suggesting to Umptydump that Louie’s feet met his head coming the other way.
16We oughta take pity on Gohmert. Bless his poor little pointy head. I didn’t say we oughta vote for him, just feel sorry for him. Thanks, Joe, for pointing out Gohmert and the Google lawyer.
17New topic: Ted Cruz, TED CRUZ, voted with Democrats to reject Paul Ryan’s budget. That should keep y’all busy for awhile.
It is not necessary to poke holes in Steve Stockman in order to know what comes out of him.
18Sam in Kyle – I wouldn’t jump to that no lipstick Conclusion…. I guarantee the lips on that smarmy swine “Cruise” have seen more than one color of lip liner
19George W Bush put holes in the ground in West Texas and never found any oil.
20http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/03/21/1756851/gop-congressman-the-best-thing-about-the-earth-is-if-you-poke-holes-in-it-oil-and-gas-come-out/
21One thing I’ve discovered here at the Beauty Shop is the customers READ a vast variety of websites and we seem to be of like-minds when we click our links to JJ.
Good to see the “crazy” is picked up by so many on the intertubes~
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