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Juanita says the best part of any election is watching the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club get all afire with the holy spirit.  It’s more powerful than lust, Honey!

“The Belles are real except they call themselves the Spirit of Freedom Republican Women’s Club and they even have a Facebook page, which is kinda amazing because up until a couple of years ago they thought the internet was a tool of the devil,” Juanita reports. “However, they only have 53 friends on Facebook so maybe that whole “not the devil” thing hasn’t made the rounds yet.”

“Their Facebook page is dominated – and Honey, I mean dominated with a capital dom – by a man.  Some dude named Bill does their talking for them because …. well, hell, they’re just wimmen.  It’s not like they can type on their own or anything.”

“And they have a letter for prospective members.  I, personally, like this part best,” Juanita grins.

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“Okay, Hon, you pray while I block walk.  Excellent plan, just excellent,” Juanita says.

“Now, I’m not saying that this is a photo of the Belles’ last meeting.  No, I am not saying that.”

“I’m just saying that it damn well could be,” she smiles.

“I swear to goodness that one week I’m gonna get my band, Bitchin’ Betty and the Sequined Backhoes, to stand in the parking lot and serenade their meeting with Aretha Franklin tunes.  Honey, these women need a dose of glitter and a quart of estrogen.  A little Aretha will do their souls some good.”