The Aryan Brotherhood is Coming From Mexico
Rick Perry has always been geographically challenged, including the tendency to not know even where he is.
Texas and federal law enforcement agencies are linking the killing of both the ADA and the DA and his wife in Kaufman County to the Aryan Brotherhood. Perry has speculation about the Aryan Brotherhood.
In an interview with Fox’s Jenna Lee, Perry quickly tied the killing to one of his favorite topics: the federal government’s role in Texas’ porous border.
“We know the drug cartels are very, very active in this country,” the governor said. “It goes back to the whole issue of border security and the failure of the federal government … to expend the dollars necessary to secure the border with Mexico.”
He offered no evidence to suggest McLelland’s slaying had border connections.
I knew it. I just knew it. Barack Obama is part of the Aryan Brotherhood and that’s why he’s allowing more Aryan Brothers is cross the border.
Since Perry’s statement left Texans walking around doing little circle motions with their fingers up next to their heads, Perry’s explainer/translator issued a statement.
Asked to clarify the governor’s comments to Fox on Wednesday, Perry spokeswoman Lucy Nashed said her boss did not mean to imply any specific connection between the McLelland investigation and border security, but was instead “speaking globally.”
Good Lord, woman, Rick Perry can’t even speak Austinly so globally is flat out of the question.
So now Texans have to walk around making little circle motions to both sides of their heads, which makes texting, pumping your own gas, and any resemblance of table manners really, really hard. And that’s Rick Perry’s fault.
Thanks to Frank for the heads up.
Rick Perry, Keeping Austin Weird.
Just Saying….
1The God-Emperor of Stupid Louie Gohmert is getting competition from Ricky.
2Louie will have to say something today that will top that
Listen guys, we gotta come up with a really great candidate to run against Perry and start working with him/her ASAP. Suggestions? and I heard from an insider that no, Cecile Richards is not running. Anyone else? Really.
3Surely, somewhere in Texas there is a Democratic female of the intelligent persuasion who could knock GoodHair out of Austin and back to……….anywhere else.
4God help Perry’s spokeswoman who has to scoop up all the sh** after him. After he explicity said…”It goes back to the whole issue of border security.” She has to stand there with a straight face and deny that he said it. “Speaking globally” must be the new Perry euphanism for the
5detritus which spews from his orifice.
Today Goveror Dumba$$ got on the cable networks live and stuck to the script for once. The few smart advisors he has in his entourage must have yanked his choke chain.
http://www.politico.com/story/2013/04/rick-perry-border-security-texas-89637.html?hp=t3_3
6I know who Rick Perry reminds me of (though, Rick has better hair): Gabby Johnson in Blazing Saddles:
http://youtu.be/ke5Mr5eCF2U
7Oopsie the Clown. You poor Texans.
8Richard: Oh my god was that funny! Frontier Gibberish is the language of Perry and the rest of the Rethugs.
9Yeah, right, waaaaaay right.
10@Eykis: Knocking Perry back to…. Haskell, Texas… his hometown. Just a little piece of paradise north of Abilene… especially during a drought. Global warming? What’s that? And Haskell consistently votes DEMOCRATIC…. which a friend of mine, a former county chair, finds hysterical.
Have a friend who was on the detail that delivered “wildlife” out to the infamous hunting lease up around Haskell after Perry became Governor, thanks to W’s crap shoot to win the Presidency. The State of Texas delivered a couple of semi’s full of antelope, deer, and other “shootable wildlife”…. so Rick could take his buddies hunting. Perry and his “entourage of State Patrol Officers and others” arrived about 5 minutes after the wildlife was released on his hunting land. GoodHair supposedly pitched a major hissyfit because the wildlife was released without tagging them as “Property of his hunting preserve”. Guess he seriously insulted some heritages that day. My friend is Hispanic…. and has no use for Gov GoodHair after that display of arrogance.
Ah, the hits just keep on coming. Rick Perry is an idiot.
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