The Art of the Squeal
So, and I know this will come as a surprise, Trump has decided the best way to counter his own damn voice on a recording is to call Michael Cohen a weakling and a traitor. Yep, that old name calling defense.
Wait, wait. He’s Trump’s lawyer. Trump picked him. That alone makes Cohen one of “the best people.”
In other news, Slate wrote that Trump’s ratings are “in the toilet.”
Okay, so here’s my question? What metaphor do we have to come up with next week when he does something even worse? Maybe like … if a toilet had a personal toilet of its own, that’s where Trump’s popularity would be?
I’m voting for “a snake’s belly in a wagon rut.”
Septic tank in a sinkhole…?
1The golden outhouse below Satan’s personal two hole outhouse in hell?
2Are his ratings really in the toilet? Why do I keep reading they are at an all-time high? The headlines all say economy is up 4% and Trump says it’s a record gain and it’s all become of him. Nowhere do the articles say that the economy was up more than 4% X times in a previous administration. So we get this kind of stuff over and over, so much that people believe it. My otherwise kind and lovely friend dismisses my horror at locking up children because, you know, Clinton and Obama did it. So that makes it okay? We can all just sit back and let Trump do anything he wants because, you know, e-mails and Benghazi and Obama? I think about what’s going on in this country and just feel despair.
3In the toilet and flushed.
4RAT45 had to postpone Putin’s White House soiree, due to Vlad toying around with his mouse and pressure from freaking out GOP’ers.
But Putin has just invited Trump to Moscow soon, and it’s almost certain that Donnei is having his valets start packing his luggage.
Avenatti also has at least three more of Donnei’s paid-off mistresses lined up.
Trump’s lower than a squid’s cojones.
5As Great-Uncle Frank used to say, “Lower than whale-sh*t on the bottom of the ocean.”
6Trump’s Popularity In The Toilet
The only question Trump would ask, “Is it a gold toilet?”
7The problem is, who knows how much “someone” has fiddled with the data.
The ultimate response to 45’s unpopularity is to get every last person you know registered and voting against GOPs.
The more the sunshine, the bigger the magnifying lens, the smaller his popularity looks…
8re: Michael Cohen
Yesterday Rudy: “He has been lying for years.”
May 6, 2018 Rudy: “The man is an honest, honorable lawyer.”
We’re being governed by a Mel Brooks’ cast.
9Per WaPo Tangerine Wankmaggot’s approval rating is 38%, disapproval is 52%. He was in the 40s for approval.
It’s hard to believe that many non-imbecilic people could approve of him. Yet, I have an otherwise intelligent 56 year old cousin who calls herself a “Trump fan.” Earlier this week I returned from a week visiting her and other cousins and she has not become demented. I dunno. Maybe it’s because she moved to Missouri about 10 years ago.
10Debbo, it occurs to me that all those women who think Trump is the greatest would otherwise be the same ones writing letters to prisoners with the intent of becoming their sweetheart! there is something about a Bad Boy for certain women. As for the men, I’m betting that quite enough of them have stuff in their lives that need covering up so they can really identify with the Golden Gibbon.
11Well, since he’s calling names…
12My newest nickname for his first son is “traitor tot”
But, but, I thought Rudy G is his lawyer. We’ll have to wait to hear what Rudy has to say about this. Actually I think he’s been missing for some days. I’m worried. Perhaps I’ve been reading the wrong news and missed the latest from mayor 9/11.
13Susan on the Left Coast, the Mel Brooks cast could be:
Marty Feldman: Rudy
Harvey Korman: Trump
Madeline Kahn: Melania
Dom Deluise: Pence
Chloris Ceachman: DeVos
Mel Brooks: Michael Cohen
If only…
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