Lord help us all, Jeanine Pirro caught whatever the hell it is that Rudy Giuliana has.

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro said Sunday that she believes various forces in Washington have conspired to “frame” President Trump and bog down his administration with scandal and controversy.

I do not know who these various forces are but I like to think of myself as being one of them.  Please feel free to join me in these happy thoughts.

Right off the bat she says that she knows why Trump was framed —

“The crisscrossing and the incestuous nature of our government in an attempt to prevent the outsider president that we wanted from getting elected is frightening.”

Good Lord, she does know that Donald J Trump is president, right?  I mean seriously, don’t you think it’s probably not smart to say incestuous with Ivanka in the room?  I don’t know for sure what crisscrossing is, but I think it’s one of the top ten words I’d use to describe Trump’s staff problem.

She also thinks that Democrats are guilty of all the things Trump is accused of.  You know, like spend government money at their own properties, kissing up to Putin, putting their kids on the government payroll, letting Jared Kutcher be in change of everything, giving our security clearances like birthday presents, and cheating at golf.

That’s mountain-moving wrong.