May 11, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
She sure can shovel the BS! She is at least better than Spicer, but I do hate seeing either of them.
1Aha! So that’s who she is. Had been wondering. Well, that answers all the questions I had about her. Kind of feel sorry for her working with Spicy and worse yet, working in THAT White House. Seriously, was this her pick for escaping Arkansas?
2I thought she was horribly snarky and so condescending … I ended up telling her she’s a lying bitch just like the rest of that swamp squad is … of course, I said it to the TV and not her, personally!! Yup, she fits right in with that slimy bunch!!!
3Do you think it is true that Sean Spicer is AWOL from the White House due to National Guard duty? And, if so, which people in high places do you suppose Sean knows that could arrange for this fortuitously scheduled duty?
4https://www.stripes.com/news/us/navy-reserve-duty-calls-sean-spicer-away-from-briefings-during-key-week-for-trump-1.468015
5But the real question is: who will portray her on Saturday Night Live?
I vote for following the tradition established by Melissa McCarthy and having a guy dress up in drag.
Oh, and I agree she’s horrible–delivers the BS with extra helping of snark and condescension. Not that I can bear to watch much.
6OMG. SNL is going to be a scream! Can you see Melissa McCarthy/Sean Sphincter dodging in and out of the bushes!?! I’m already cracking up and it hasn’t even been on tv! Alec Baldwin/Orange Whore aggressively sitting on the edge of his chair lying his ass off to NBC. There’s so much. We’ll see plenty of Beck Bennett/Putie.
7I think they picked her to sub for Spicey for one reason only: Melissa can play both on SNL. Playing Sarah won’t even require that much time in make-up.
8When I first read this post, I have to admit that the inner monologue in my head was ” JJ should have said snake oil salesperson, or even snake oil saleslady.”
9My inner monologue called her a lady. I crack myself up sometimes. Luckily I didn’t say it out loud. Whew!