Karl Rove +  Citizens United = KABOOM!

Republican super PACs and other outside groups shaped by a loose network of prominent conservatives – including Karl Rove, the Koch brothers and Tom Donohue of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce – plan to spend roughly $1 billion on November’s elections for the White House and control of Congress, according to officials familiar with the groups’ internal operations.

Okay, you know what would make them crazy?  Let’s tell them that we’re spending One Billion Dollars on rifles.  If they’re gonna buy a lot of First Amendment, we can buy a lot of Second Amendment.

Thelma says we should claim that we’re arming every redneck liberal woman in the south, and then telling them that the Republicans want to outlaw tube tops.

Thanks to David for the heads up.