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Juanita told you and told you that we should not let Phyllis Schlafly reproduce, but would you listen?  No, you would not.

But Conservapedia founder and Eagle Forum University instructor Andy Schlafly — Phyllis Schlafly‘s son — has found one more liberal plot: the theory of relativity.

You might enjoy reading the details.  It seems that Andy has bragged about “homeschooling” 185 children.  “I suppose they are not all his own,” Juanita speculates, “but with guys like this, you never know.  It could be that he has a harem of bimbos, all of them striking a startling likening to mom.”

“I knew Albert Einstein’s work was merely a plot to destroy the Bible and America As They Want It To Be,” Juanita said.  “He just made all that stuff up to piss off the religious right.  I love him for that.”