Thanksgiving Toon and Fun
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Outsmart for Thanksgiving. Enjoy! Click right here to giggle a little before your family comes. And please just ignore Mike Crowe – he’s semi-stalking me.
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November 23, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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Outsmart for Thanksgiving. Enjoy! Click right here to giggle a little before your family comes. And please just ignore Mike Crowe – he’s semi-stalking me.
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Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Have a great Thanksgiving, JJ (and all yours). You deserve it!
1Happy Thanksgiving to you, Susan, and to Bubba and the rest of the family!
2Gobble! Gobble!!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
3On this Thanksgiving Day I am actually thankful for all the stuff I decided against, even the decisions i didn’t make inasmuch as Karma took care of such situations. this is the first time I have ever looked at gratitude this way! Rather liberating! To one ad all, have a good day of giving thanks!
4Just read the comments to the terrific Outsmart article! What the bleep is a college of Wooster? the only wooster I ever heard of was a butler!!!
5RE: *djw*
+1
6Amen.
And work fast, Bobby!
Maggie – I getcha. But Bertie Wooster was the Upper Class English Twit. The butler was Jeeves.
7Happy Thanksgiving JJ, and everyone!
8If you have Republicans at your table today, just remember to try and enjoy the turkeys at dinner, no matter how many there are.
Hear, hear – Happy Thanksgiving!
We’ll be dining, as usual, with the Uber-Catholic Trumpians. But we’re all generally well-behaved, and use our mouths for eating and family stories.
9Enjoy, everybody! We’ll be enjoying (yes, really) our Tofurkey roast with stuffing, thick-cut over 7-grain bread with mushroom gravy and cranberry sauce, and roasted vegetables on the side, followed by lying down for several hours and contemplating the infinite.
In the meantime, have fun with this. I think she sounds Texan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In5s7r6JQW0
10Thank you, everyone here, for your hysterically funny remarks that help me keep my sanity!
11Happy Thanksgiving to all!
12Lunargent, so Jeeves the butler was the smart one! Well, after reading comments from College of Wooster, that makes a great deal of sense!
13Hot off the presses:
Michael Flynn has cut off ties with Trump’s lawyers, seen as a sign he is cooperating with Robert Mueller. Giving thanks (as in the cartoon above) indeed!
14Rhea, I started making my vegan feast at 11 this morning (well, really last night when I dehydrated sprouted bread for stuffing). Started with the cranberry-orange relish while the pumpkin and apple slow-roasted, then made curried pumpkin soup. Baked a big sweet potato and a small blue potato. Up next, mushroom-onion gravy, then chestnuts to cook along with the celery and onions for the stuffing. Added the cubed bread, a little of the same broth concentrate I used for the gravy. Stuffed it into portobello caps, put the leftovers in silicone muffin tins, baked everything. Have beautiful leftovers for tomorrow. No corpses for my day of gratitude!
15Shared the feast with friends and it was nice.
Rhea, I have never seen turkeys play soccer before — ever. Insane. The voice? I’d go a little farther east, I think.
16At the Thanksgiving dinner I went to yesterday, the host’s 13 year-old daughter gave thanks for Mueller!
A grand time was had by all!
17@JJ
It’s hard to ignore this Mike Crowe, the alleged 1987 graduate of the College of Wooster, since he commented on nearly every other commenter on the entry. This snacilbupeR tool needs a job. Perhaps Walmart has a seasonal opening.
18Maggie –
19The P. G. Wodehouse Jeeves stories were written in the 1920’s and 30’s, but they hold up beautifully. You can download them for free at Amazon onto a Kindle app. There are also free audiobooks available on LibriVox or YouTube. Well worth looking into, if you like British humour.
@Lunaragent
I had the pleasure of auditing a course at SMU a few years ago that covered BritLit for Idiots. The Fleming and Wodehouse coverage were wonderful as were briefer readings by Sax Rohmer.
20Oh, I know. Mike has an obsessive personality. I can’t tell you how sorry I am that he picked me.
21JJ –
22Would it help if we trolled Mike, or does that just rile him up more?