Thanks to Modern Technology

March 13, 2017 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Thanks to modern technology, Obama can now tweet pictures of Trump’s TV dinner straight from the microwave.

And you thought landing a man on the moon was cool?

Question: isn’t it fun to watch KellyAnne pedal backwards?

 

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  1. maryelle says:

    Conwoman’s hiatus from the TV was a gift to us all, but she’s back spewing doublespeak and making me nauseous again.
    Blechh!

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  2. I like watching trained seals a whole helluva lot better!

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  3. I have no desire to see the conglomeration of gooey glop Orange Whore shoves into his face several times each day. Through my eyes Conwoman’s appearance and words are not that different.

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  4. Next time he goes to Mar-a-Lago, change the locks on the White House doors.

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  5. Sandridge says:

    Given a choice between f*ing Ms. Kelly卐Anne Conjob (with a twelve foot goldplated Trump logo’ed dild*), and paying Texas Democratic State Representative Jessica Farrar’s $100 fine, I’d pay the fine every time…better to go bat blind than stone dumb and ignorant.

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  6. @Sandridge

    I love you man, but there ain’t no choice in this: I wouldn’t f*** KellyAnne with your d***.

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  7. Sandridge says:

    @Micr,
    Me neither, that’s why the carefully worded ‘dild*’ part. Would sooner cut mah bits off than get near that vicious lyin’ skank.

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  8. slipstream says:

    I would comment, but the microwave is watching over my shoulder . . .

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  9. JAKvirginia says:

    Y’know… I’ve been thinking about starting a rose garden this year. They tell me manure is great fertilizer. Think I’ll hire Kellyane. She sure can shovel it.

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  10. @slipstream

    I hear ya! The only Federal government department that listens is the NSA.

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  11. @JAK
    Be careful there. You can’t use fresh bull manure in your rose bed. Manures used on roses must be well composted first. Man you gotta suffer for roses. Or plant knock-out roses and slack.

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  12. Kellyanne looks pretty good in her Backpedal Pushers.

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  13. Since Mama must be away and we’re getting vulgar, I would apply to any number of snacilbupeR the comment I once read– originally applied to “attractive” snacilbupeR, I believe– “I wouldn’t **** him with someone else’s v*****.”

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  14. JAKvirginia says:

    Micr: Did not know that. Thank you!

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  15. Coprolite says:

    Our two week hiatus from Kellyanne and her silly pontifications has been a blessing. And we are only into week 7 of this presidency. I really exhausted with all this winning or should that be whining?

    Regardless, I don’t trust a work that comes out of the mouths of anyone associated with this administration or family.

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  16. UmptyDump says:

    @Rhea – Does that include Blake Farenthold?

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  17. AlanInAustin ... says:

    Kellyanne Conway / Anne Coulter Cage Match — an idea just too good to not happen! (Potential GOP fundraiser?)

    Kellyanne will now enlighten us with the horrifying truth of MACROwaves and then you’ll *really* be scared.

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  18. UmptyDump, that definitely includes (urp) Ducky Boy.

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  19. WA Skeptic says:

    Watched Colbert last night–he shoved his face into the microwave and begged Mr. Obama to come back!

    I love that guy–he’s getting back to his great political talk show roots!

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  20. Sanborne Addison says:

    W’ll, Hell, if the microwaves didn’t have eyes, how the Hell would we have found out about the Swedish Meatball Massacre?

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