Dear Ms. Juanita and fellow denizens of TWMDBS,

Help!

I just arrived home to find a minute-long robocall from Callista on my answering machine.

She is offering a free copy of “God in America” if I give her all my personal information and buy a copy of “our” latest project “God in America II”.

Seems she and Newt were so touched by the evidence of God in America while on the campaign trail that they wanted to share their experiences and take a stand against the “ACLU” and “elite media”.

Do any of you have a clue how this pitch is financed?

I think anyone who can afford a sales pitch like this is pretty “elite” but then I don’t have a credit line at Tiffany’s.

Irene

Dear Irene,

I did a little research and discovered that “free”dom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

I don’t think Callista is gonna buy much at Tiffany’s anyway, Honey.  Those books ain’t exactly Fifty Shades of Newt’s Grey.

Love and Fried Okra,

Juanita