Thanks, Obama
It’s in the news on the electric internet.
Republican Representative (cringing should commence here.) Bryan Zollinger from Idaho Falls, Idaho, took to Facebook linked to an article in the American Thinker (which is neither) that it is entirely possible that Barack Obama, George Soros, Terry McAuliffe, and the mayor of Charlottesville planned the whole thing, or a “shadowy cabal involving them all.”
“The conflagration in Charlottesville is beginning to feel like a set-up, perhaps weeks or months in the planning,” the author wrote. “We know that Obama and his inner circle have set up a war room in his D.C. home to plan and execute resistance to the Trump administration and his legislative agenda.”
What else would you do in a war room except plan a demonstration?
When pressed, Bryan Zollinger took a few steps backwards …
“I’m not saying it is true, but I am suggesting that it is completely plausible,” Idaho Falls Rep. Bryan Zollinger wrote on Facebook.
Okay, I am not saying it’s true that Bryan Zollinger is a fascist loudmouth with very little education and even smaller testicles who drowns kittens for fun, but it is entirely plausible.
Thanks to Sandy for the heads up.
I’m not saying it’s true, but it’s entirely plausible that this fine fellow is a child molester who is trying to deflect attention from his crimes by maligning people of honor and character.
I’m just saying…
1It is equally plausible Drumpf took off his safety glasses and stared at the eclipse because he was told it was a fake eclipse by Obama.
Mitch McCTurtle spent a day explaining to Louisville C of C that not all news is fake. This is what wingnuts have done to our country.
2“I’m not saying it is true…”
Almost sounds like Trump, except he admits it’s a lie. Young fella still has a lot to learn.
I’ll just add that I’m not saying Obama might use his war room to take out a dipstick from Idaho Falls like he took out Bin Laden, but… idle threats go both ways. Some however, sound more plausible and agreeable than others.
3It is entirely plausible that this moron has just set himself up for one helluva lawsuit inasmuch as Barak Obama is now a private citizen as is George Soros.
4Really I liked it when these racists were still under that rock! That was before trump came out and they all thought, yeah this is our guy”
5Oh c’mon, it wasn’t Obama who staged the Charlottesville marches.
Everybody knows it was Hillary’s email server.
6a comment on some weird stuff …. i like SNL but staying up later than 10 pm is not practical for me. this past SNL was a rebroadcast of 4/15/2017, the skit had the donald fireing steve brannon because of his conflicts with his son-in-law. SNL forcast the event 4 months before it actually happened!!! just goes to show how strange & bat poop crazy a fringe of the GOP has become. frank
7I’m not saying it’s true, but it sounds like this [mama wouldn’t like these words] has junk which should be coming out of his [anatomical reference] and he’s spouting them out of his mouth instead. Clearly his pipes aren’t hooked up right and some major surgery is required. I have a Buck knife.
Seriously, are such people really that frightened of everything, or do they just think up the most insane ideas they can and then dare each other to blurt them in front of a reporter? Either way I think some form of restraint is required, possibly one of those jackets with sleeves that buckle in the back and a good ball gag.
8But … does he still beat his wife?
9https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thou_shalt_not_bear_false_witness_against_thy_neighbour
10Micr wins the internet. Great joke.
11I’m with Maggie on this one. Seems there should be some legal recourse for these dimwits so they understand (perhaps) that words have consequences. Most amazing is how on earth they get elected!
12Y’all will NEVER guess who else jumped on this idiots’ bandwagon:
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/8/21/1692095/-Republican-Rep-Louie-Gohmert-pushes-insane-theory-that-Charlottesville-was-a-left-wing-conspiracy
Whenever there’s something too stupid for a potted plant to believe, look around and you’ll find Louie.
13Rhea Louie never fails us.
14Even more plausible is the fact that morons voted for Gohmert, Zollinger, Trey Gowdy, Ted Cruz, most Republicans and Trump.
15Democrats need a strategy for morons.
Ohferf*ckssake. (Pounds heads slowly and rhythmically against wall.)
16These cretins all have lifetime subscriptions to the daily publication “The Stupid Echo”.
Be careful of them, I have plausible theories that these guys are love chiles of the Kanamits (Twilight Zone, “To Serve Man” episode, “It’s a Cookbook!”).
17Or possibly a cross-species hybrid between lizards and scorpions, which we have in abundance here.
Not only that, President Obama was also personally responsible for the Navy destroyer’s collision with that tanker. From Crooks and Liars:
18Louie Gohmert (of course!) has jumped on board the conspiracy theory train. OMG. How do we explain this tin foil hat wearing brainless jackass to the rest of the country? It’s hard to explain deep East Texas to anyone. Let alone why they send their village idiot to Washington. They don’t LIKE Washington, we can tell you that. Wish we could say he’s there for comic relief. But nope, he’s serious. Seriously messed up. Again. And we are face palming. Again.
19Sad reality is that rich white frat “bros” are young boys into their thirties ( drumpf boys) and forgiven their public sins because of their immaturity and innocence but african american boys of 8, 10,13 whatever are mature adult men who should not be forgiven any minor transgression because “they” are suppose to know better.
20Sad part is that our so called “liberal” media supports and perpetuates this crime of perspective based on racism by blindly adopting the language that the powers that be use to define the situation.
@K
Tough post to which to respond.
I Agree re: rich white males being “boys” into their sometimes late 30s. (Heard a dad refer to his 38ish yoa son’s arrest for cocaine possession as a “boyish transgression”.)
And agree that black teenagers are too often mis-seen as adults by whites and Asians.
If we can agree that Fox News represents conservative media and MSNBC represents progressive media, I’d opine MSNBC is fairly race-neutral in reporting its stories. Since racism is frequently subtle, the only way to combat racism is to even out the physical descriptions reporters use. For example, President Obama was frequently referred to in some way as the “black president, Barack Obama”. Yet we never heard Bush 43 referred to as the “white president, George Bush” in the media. So the media has the choice of either stop referring to race in reporting or use race in every single story, no matter how local. I’d bet when the Alabama papers report the latest KKK news they do not refer to the latest grand poobah as “white grand poobah, Goober Bob”. I’d bet 99.99999% of news stories do not need the race of the subjects to increase the reader’s understanding of the content.
21If the republicans can connive with Russia, the democrats should certainly be able to consult with Kenya [/s].
These people should not allow themselves to breed, eugenics being a tenet of nazism. And as to Obama’s “war” room? Pardon my Anglo-Saxon Mama, but what a f**king great idea. Make it so.
22