Thanks, Governor
The New York Times, y’all.
Speaking, Governor Paul LePage from Maine, a supporter of Chris Christy’s.
“These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty — these types of guys,” he said. “They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, they go back home,” Mr. LePage told the crowd, according to The Portland Press Herald.
“Incidentally,” he added, “half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing, because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.”
Ya know, I have come to the conclusion that these guys who argue against political correctness are probably right. We don’t need no damn political correctness. I’m for getting rid of it and replacing it with something closer to the truth: either you’re a sumbitch or you ain’t.
LePage makes a big point that he doesn’t “play the game.” Nope, that’s wrong. He plays the sumbitch game quite well. In fact, he’s this week’s winner.
Plus, he’s forcing me to get three cats and name them D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty.
Sumbitch
Maine must be proud…
1Civilized? Not so fast LaPuke. Traditional Bigotry, fear that ‘the They’ will steal your white women and rape your daughters.
Bigotry-“Fear and Hate of anybody/anything that does not think, act, look or believe like you do.
2If some form of majority rule exists in the US, your state, your county or your city, and the elected leaders are “sumbitch”es… well that’s what the majority of voters on election day wanted. A couple of things can be implied from that. One is if YOU don’t like the result, work your a$$ off to change it next time around. Or change it sooner using recall or indictment, if that is an option. Two, you really have to ask yourself what an elected governor like LePage says about the secret soul of the people in the state of Maine. For extra credit same question re: Cruz and Texas and re: tRump and the right.
3Politics does have schizophrenic moments. Maine home to Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins elected the freak LePage. Massachusetts home to Kennedys and Elizabeth Warren, lapsed with Scott Brown. VT and NH have had some winter moments. Or, maybe it’s just extreme WX, when one considers AZ & NV.
4PermaBrainFreeze. Ice cream not required.
5“I’m not politically correct” = “I’m a jerkwad.”
JJ, great idea to adopt three cats, but make sure you get them neutered so they don’t impregnate any young cats. Six months is plenty old enough to get pregnant.
PS to jerkwad: only females under 18 are girls, so any “young… girls” impregnated are, what, 12? Sounds you have a bigger problem than you thought.
6Hmmm… “they” come up to Maine to sell drugs and the Guv knows some of them by name… hmmmm…
7The Guv apologized so it is “Ok” and of course it is not his fault it is the fault of the media. Surprised he did not say “liberal media”.
“I was going impromptu and my brain didn’t catch up to my mouth,” LePage said. “Instead of Maine women I said white women. … If you go to Maine, you can see it’s 95 percent white.”
Then LePage went after the journalists who reported his gaffe.
“If I was perfect, I would be a reporter,” LePage said. “If you want to make it racist, go ahead and do what you want.”
Claiming to be paraphrasing the “Rocky” movies, he also said: “Youse don’t like me and I don’t like youse.”
No such quote appears to exist on the various movie quote databases NBC News reseachers checked out.
8“D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty” sounds like a Republican primary ballot.
9Ralph Wiggam wins the prize today. Can’t stop laughing.
10But let’s make it T-Money, Cruzty and Jebty.
Ralph Wiggam and maryelle:
11Yes! I’m still laughing also!
To be fair to all Mainiacs, there were enough votes to defeat Gov Fat Bastard but two Democrats couldn’t decide whose turn it was to run and split the vote.
12I guess if anyone knows about impregnating white girls and running it’s a rich, entitled politician.
13You forgot blaming blacks for white crimes in Maine. That doesn’t necessarily make him racist. He already is.
14I just wonder how he knows the names of all the dealers from Connecticut and New York. He really doesn’t have the mental capacity to invent them so he must be in on the heroin trade in Maine.
15Oh, and Guv? Unless you’re implying rape sounds like there’s alot of willing white girls in Maine. Or maybe they’re just tired of getting the short end… if you catch my drift. BTW: How’s that abstinence thing workin’ out for y’all?
16Meow! LOL, better spay/neuter them or they’ll end up like LePage!
17“Incidentally,” he added, “half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave, which is a real sad thing, because then we have another issue we have to deal with down the road.”
This implies, of course, that knocking up young black/Latina girls is OK, because they’re NOT going to have to be dealt with down the road. I’ll leave it to you to figure out the implications of THAT for this Republican governor’s policies.
18Buckshot bigotry: When a speaker lets loose with a string of seemingly unrelated pejoratives, in an apparent attempt to see how many minority groups he can offend at once.
19So. Some drug dealers, presumably Persons of Color, are bringing drugs into Maine from New York and Connecticut. And doing pretty good business with their 95% white population. Sounds like the racial makeup of the dealers s the least of the problems surrounding this issue.
I think Gov. LePage needs a PET scan, stat, so they can check his brain for lesions. Or maybe it’s alcoholic dementia. Whatever: The Man Ain’t Right.
20LaPuke has such obvious mental problems that it is truly scary. If he has a State Trooper detail like most governors do, I want them to know that this little white haired nana says keep him the hell away from any kind of weapon, especially guns! I have a friend living in that state and I want to make sure that at least she is safe from this idiot. He should have been secured in a rubber room ages ago!
21LePage obviously prefers local, white, redneck, meth and heroin dealers or, as he calls them, “my base.”
22Also, wasn’t there a guy we called Rmoney about 4 years ago?
23Actually, there’s a picture of three drug dealers in Maine: all white, two of whom are women, and the third is a fugly guy who would have to have someone drugged and chained to get close enough to have sex with. (Think Jabba the Hutt) I almost feel sorry for him.
24WA Skeptic, are you saying that Pepe LePuke’s son was busted?
25Juanita- If you adopt three cats please make them rescue cats from your local shelter. You both will appreciate the move.
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