GOP Senate candidate John Raese in West Virginia is fighting to protect us from Hitler.  And don’t think we don’t appreciate it.

He announced, “I don’t want government telling me what I can do and what I can’t do because I’m an American.”  And apparently, that includes his right to smoke where ever he damn well pleases, dammit, because he loves America!  He’s not real crazy about my lungs, but there’s something bigger on the line here. Real big.  Hitler big.

But in Monongalia County now, I have to put a huge sticker on my buildings to say this is a smoke free environment.  This is brought to you by the government of Monongalia County.  Ok?

Remember Hitler used to put Star of David on everybody’s lapel, remember that?  Same thing.”

Yep, exactly the same thing.  Okay, so maybe not the gas ovens or the whole Poland thing, but exactly like Hitler and maybe even worse.

And when someone asked him, “Dude, are you serious?” he responded ….

“No, this is not a standard line, nor a misstatement.  It is a loss of freedom,” Raese said. “As Ronald Reagan once said, there is no such thing as partial freedom, there is only freedom.”

Honey, there’s no such thing as partial clean air either.  Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.

So, when you see some guy riding his motorcycle nakkid 150 miles per hour in a school zone with his hair flowing in the wind, that would be John Raese because he’s free, I tell you, free.

Thanks to David for the heads-up.