Thank You, Victoria Democrats!
I went to speak at the Victoria Democrats meeting last night to bring some holiday cheer and, to my surprise and delight, the new club President, Laura Kinnison, presented me with a gift — my two favorite things. Texas sweet red wine and shiny. Damn, I love shiny.
If any of you chicks think I will loaning out that bracelet for holiday parties you are deeply and tragically mistaken. There ain’t room in Texas for two broads with that bracelet.
Thank you, Victoria Democrats and Chairman Kelly Gill for a great night of laughter and fellowship. And I’m sorry I made the priest blush. I mean, not a LOT sorry, but some.