Y’all, the latest damfool Texas is sending to Washington, Dee Cee, is moving right on up the Boy Howdy Ain’t We Crazzzy Republican Scale.

Ted Cruz, who accused Mitt Romney of “French kissing Barack Obama” in the third debate, is Texas’s answer to Michele Bachmann.  And that makes him a spokesman for the GOP.

Sen. Jerry Moran of Kansas will succeed Texas Sen. John Cornyn as chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

Moran just announced that Texas’ senator-elect, Ted Cruz, has agreed to serve as the NRSC’s vice chairman for grassroots operations and political outreach – a signal that Cruz intends to bring his tea party credentials to bear on behalf of the party.

Now forget the fact that the Tea Party got knocked out so cold in the last election that you could skate on them.  Forget that their limits are limitless.  Ted Cruz was picked for political outreach for three reasons:  (1) for the youth vote – he’s younger than John McCain and only 90% as senile, (2) for the female vote – he’s more feminine than Lisa Murkowski, and (3) for the minority vote – he’s almost as dark as John Boehner and, as an added plus, he was born in Canada.

Honey, if the best they can do for political outreach is Ted Cruz, then their goose is cooked like a Thanksgiving entree.

And as a Texan, I would just like to say, “You’re welcome.”

Thanks to Deb for the heads up.