Thank God For The Bible Belt

April 14, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

You know, if this country didn’t have the Bible Belt, sin and wickedness would reign all over the land.

Two high-ranking officials at the state Department of Agriculture resigned after hosting a drunken party during a government-funded training session and then going skinny dipping with several employees, according to an investigation released Wednesday.

Chief Operating Officer Billy Skaggs and Oscar Garrison, director of the food safety division, both resigned March 30. Several others were disciplined for their conduct during the Sept. 17 incident.

Well hell, Billy Bob, food inspection is a high pressure job and if ya can’t get nakkid and party every now and then, what’s the use of having a government job?

Oscar and Billy - Clothed

Now see, if this had happened in California, where they have banned Bibles and Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, then nobody would have said diddle squat.  But because it’s Georgia, Billy and Oscar got the publicity they needed to let the word out that they are party animals.

Is the Bible Belt great or what?

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