Texas, Our Texas, Let’s Get Drunk and Nakkid
Boy’s State, where high school juniors go to learn about government. Only the best and the brightest get to go, which explains why Texas is such a mess.
Our Boy’s State turned a little sexy — well, ta tas took front and center stage.
Huff Post has the story but the whole story comes from Burnt Orange Report.
At this year’s Texas Boys State conference, 920 high school students, or statesmen as they’re referred to, gathered at the University of Texas at Austin to form municipalities, run for office, and pass legislation.
During their hectic week learning the “rights, privileges, and responsibilities of franchised citizens,” they debated the legalization of marijuana and drafted strategies for water conservation and education and immigration reform.They also gave speeches touting “Cold Beer and Titties,” designed campaign logos showing women in bikinis, and created a party platform shaming teenage mothers.
And there ya go – your future Republican state Lege!
Hey, as Merdine just said, “At least it wasn’t nakkid goats this time.”
Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.