Texas Oh Texas, All Hail The Frighty State
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This was hung on the snack room door this morning —
Nearly as many Texans believe Barack Obama is a Muslim as approve of his performance as president, according to the latest University of Texas/Texas Tribune poll.
“They only call him a Muslim because they can’t call him the N word,” Juanita assures us.
“The only thing that keeps me from moving to a foreign state is that 52% of Texans think that’s a mess of hooey,” she says.
“It’s hard to teach the unteachable,” she admits. “But it’s even harder to teach an ignorant son of a motherless goat.”
