I know this is minor news on a day like today but I cannot overlook it while Lindsay Graham rambles on defending Donald Trump and pretending that there was “no collusion.”

Back in Texas, our Lt. Governor Goofy Dan Patrick called Beto O’Rourke “light in the loafers.” We all know what that means.  After Goofy Dan said it, Laura Ingraham tried to walk him back.  Goofy Dan decided “Light in the loafers” meant that he waves his arms around and isn’t very smart.

Okay, so Dan’s a guy who ran sports bars in Houston, Texas, and went belly up.  Honey, that’s hard to do. You cannot do that by accident.

I know what light in the loafers means and you can damn well bet that Dan Patrick does, too.

Thanks to SGray for the heads up.