Texas State Representative Steve Toth  is proposing “legislation that would make any federal law banning semiautomatic firearms or limiting the size of gun magazines unenforceable in the Lone Star State.”

You know, because of the chemical reaction that happens when the Second and Tenth Amendments collide in a mess of testosterone and Aqua Velva.   The 10th Amendment keeps the federal government from putting restrictions on the 2nd Amendment.  That is gonna be real exciting news for people who want to holler “FIRE!” in a crowded theater or show pornography on big screen teevees in their front yard.  And, best we can tell, under Toth’s logic, we can shut down Ft. Hood and start housing our troops in all the Republican homes in Waco.

Think of the fun we could have in Texas when we take restrictions off the Bill of Rights!

Toth and Nails

But, Toth isn’t finished yet.

Under his plan, anyone trying to enforce a federal gun ban could be charged with a felony in Texas.

A felony.  Damn.  This dude is gonna charge the federal government with a felony.  Boy Howdy, talk about a deterrent.  He doesn’t say what the range of punishment would be, but I bet it has something to do with protecting the Governor from coyotes.

Yeah, and if they try to keep us from arming every school teacher in Texas with a gun in the classroom, we’ll slap them on the wrist with a ruler!  A big ruler, not one of those flimsy little 3 inch ones.  You know, like Steve Toth has.

Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.