Teddy and the Cruzers
So, if this whole senatoring thing doesn’t work out for Ted Cruz, there’s always a chance he could make it as a comedian. He had Chuck Schumer laughing out loud yesterday on the Senate floor.
Crazy Cruz
Behaving like an eighth grade debater who hadn’t done his research, Cruz got trapped in an indefensible position on the Senate floor during the shameful gun debate.
Cruz tried to defend his statement that the bill “might,” by gawd, lead to a national registry. I think it’s far more likely that Ted Cruz being in the senate might lead to forty miles of rough road, me being elected the Queen of Ohio, and something better than sliced bread.
Look, we need to order a case of goofy because Ted Cruz seems intent on waddling in some every day.