Get a load of this crap.

Now let me tell you what I don’t understand about this.  I do not understand how this could be physically possible.

Nugent told a gathered crowd at the NRA’s annual meeting in April 2012 that, “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year. Why are you laughing? Do you think that’s funny? That’s not funny at all. I’m serious as a heart attack.”

Ted, Darlin’, you are 311 days past your expiration date.  That’s 26,870,400 seconds or 447,840 minutes or 7464 hours.  In short, you should be cold and moldy by now.

This is event is proudly announced on Greg Abbott’s website.

But, you know, that’s okay because on Tuesday, February 18th, in Wichita Falls, Texas, two men whose butts overwhelms their mouths will take the stage and say totally crazy crap.

It’s gonna be like Stereo Insanity.  The Bookends of Looney.  The Twins of Derangement.  Los Dos Amigos Locos.  And for our Louisiana friends, Deux Hommes Fous Porter Chèvres.  Yeah, chèvres.

And it’s at a coffee house.  A damn coffee house.  What?  Like somebody is going to read poetry?  

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.