Ted Needs Your Help
This is the top part of something I got in the email hopper today. Click the little one to get the big one.
Ted Cruz wants you to wish Sarah Palin a Happy Birthday. Right here.
I need to do some kind of warning thing here. If yu clic that, turn down your song because they found some gawdawful singer to sing Happy Birthday to Sarah. I mean, really awful.
And I have a question.
Can she still be called Governor? That doesn’t seem right. She quit. That would be like quitting Miss America but still making people call you Miss America. See, I don’t even think the Pope who quit should get to be called Pope. There’s only supposed to be one of them and you quit, Turkey. Quitters never win.
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