Ted Cruz’s Money
In case you missed it, you’ll be happy to know that Ted Cruz has had some bad news in his life.
Texas Sen. Ted Cruz’s campaign is paying a $35,000 fine to the Federal Election Commission for failing to accurately report more than $1 million in loans that helped underwrite his first Senate bid.
But, $35,000 isn’t the end of it. He sure paid some lawyers a whole lot of money to lose.
If your eyesight is real good, you can see that Ted paid $19,631 to an Austin law firm to lose. That makes me happy. If you want to go nosing through his campaign expenditures have some fun.
I loved the Cruz selfie from the NCAA Texas Tech game. I thought, my god, you’re a sitting US Senator and *that* is the best seat you could get?!?
1Teddie Crooze losing donors is good. Teddie with negative balance sheets is better. Teddie Crooze losing his next election – priceless.
And, the last reported event when Lindsey Graham was still in contact with Earth: “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you…” Then he apologized and has not been an earthling since ….
2Billable hours = low hanging fruit.
FEC violation of disclosure rules = low hanging fruit.
Ted must have, at some point, paid a visit to this place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZHj_YZQlUM
3Too bad; so sad.
4Gober or goober?
5Cruz is using money that some silly person gave him which means when he’s finally out of office, there will be less money for him to keep.
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