Ted Cruz Votes Eye(brows)
Sometimes, you just don’t notice how hard it is for those few who choose to put themselves in front of cameras… like all the time.
Someone once said not to get between Ted Cruz and a TV camera, or your life could be forfeit. Or if not, they should have. Ted likes him some free TV coverage.
But to do that, you have to look your best, which is why, as we all now know, Ted gets his brows done.
It’s here.
Or if that list is too long, we have it here as well.
Who is Lucky Layne Consulting LLC? It’s Aubrie Layne’s company name. She’s a licensed realtor and eyebrow shaper.
But $310? How much does it actually cost for a good eyebrow job? Friends here at the Salon tell me it depends on the kind of job. One kind lasts longer than another, and yes, you can tell the difference between a treated vs. an untreated brow.
It is important to look your best when addressing the RNC Convention. So you tell me.
Which is the “Before” photo?
(Note: Alfredo at the Dairy Queen may have had a hand in this revelatory news)
Well we do know he’s a two-faced opportunist (like JD Vance):
https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/ted-cruzs-ugly-speech-republican-convention-2024-rcna162274
1A more honorable eye brow shaper / realtor would have told him, “Mr. Cruz, $5, $310, $1000, it’s all gonna look the same.
2I didn’t need to read the last line to know that Alfredo has been busy.
Since it doesn’t exactly detail what the charge was for, it could be anything–like “consulting” maybe?
3BarbinDC: I’m sure that the charges were for a bikini wax. Gotta look ready for Cancun, doncha know?
Now that I’ve put everyone off their feed by linking “Cruz” and “bikini” into a single revolting mental image, y’all can thank me later for the dieting help. As usual with anonymous dispatches from the Dairy Queen, this will send me down the rabbit hole of FEC filings. I find them fascinating – like why are so many folks getting “travel expenses’, like the 9 large ones that Bill Little is getting?
Another item: apparently Grindr has been swamped with requests coming from Milwaukee, badly enough that they’re getting thousands of complaints about users being unable to access their web site and app. I have not verified this, but figure it’s a juicy rumor that should be propogated in any case.
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