Ted Cruz: National Joke(ster)

June 21, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Cruz

Ted Cruz thinks we’re all laughing with him, not at him.

Bless his heart.

TedCruz_nitwit_2Remember when Cruz made jokes about Joe Biden the day Biden was burying his son?  Apparently, that was just his warm-up act.

Well, Mr. Screw-Compassion-I’m-Here-For-the-Kill decided that last night was the perfect time for gun control jokes.

“You know the great thing about the state of Iowa is, I’m pretty sure you all define gun control the same way we do in Texas — hitting what you aim at,” Cruz said at a town hall meeting Friday in Red Oak.

There’s another joke here in Texas.  We say, “He’s so mean that he’s talk about ropes in the home of a man who had just been hung.”  Bingo.

Ted goes on.

“My wife, Heidi, who is a petite, 5’2 California blonde, she was standing at the tripod unloading the full machine gun with a pink baseball cap that said ‘armed and fabulous,'” he said.

He also visited a firing range yesterday where the only statement he made about Charleston was that President Obama should stop politicizing it.  Oh, and that we should use the death penalty for Roof.  That’s it.  That’s his statement.  Obama should quit dividing America and black people should stop all this silly bleeding to death in their churches.

I hate this man.  Lord help me, I do.

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