Ted Cruz Is Already Practicing For His Swearing-In

March 10, 2016 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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  1. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Loathsome Ted …. still wondering why his daughters find him repulsive. It there was a market for scaring little children, Ted would be their man.

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  2. JAKvirginia says:

    See? Big hands. Big ears. You know what that means?

    Yeah. You’re a big d**k. Tell me something I don’t know.

    (Apologies, momma.)

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  3. maryelle says:

    What I wouldn’t give for a rubber hose right about now.

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  4. WA Skeptic says:

    Typical Cruz stupidity. This behavior doesn’t surprise me at all.

    Are there still some people seriously considering this a** as a POTUS??

    After eight years of a truly classy man, with great skills, to even consider either of the top contenders on the Rethuglican card is a travesty.

    I weep for my country.

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  5. My eyes my eyes oh god my eyes. HURT.

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  6. slipstream says:

    My, how Presidential.

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  7. That Other Jean says:

    Do I really want to know what’s going on? No. No, I don’t. I can’t afford to spend the next couple of hours hiding under the bed, sobbing into a blanket.

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  8. Spot on as to the true nature of this (fill in the blank). I hope this goes viral around the world. My God! What talent!

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  9. Random moose gestures. Clearly a Canadian.

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  10. @Anna

    Oh Anna I adore you from afar! A new name for Raphael. For Canadian Raphael. Ta dah! “Clearly Canadian Raphael”.

    You da man! So to speak.

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  11. Linda Phipps says:

    My day is so much brighter seeing Cruz the Mooze making a fool of himself, with the crawl beneath about Nancy Reagan’s funeral.

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  12. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Bullwinkle is mortified.

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  13. e platypus onion says:

    Cruz invents new dance- the Dumbo Rock. How dumb can you go?

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  14. e platypus onion says:

    Got to get this in here, OT and don’t you dare have any liquids in your mouths when you see this image of Wisky guv Walker.

    http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3328/9288/original.jpg

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  15. Now I know we can never deport Ted. Canadians and Cubans have too much self respect to take back something like that.

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  16. Elizabeth Moon says:

    In what context was Cruz doing that (I don’t see him on TV if I can help it. That’s what the channel button is for.)

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  17. JAKvirginia says:

    EPO!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!

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  18. Marcia in CO says:

    I second JAKvirginia’s: EPO!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!
    That looks like a for-real pic, could be photoshopped, but holy crap !!!

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  19. Marcia in CO says:

    Talk about MY EYES, MY EYES …

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  20. e platypus onion says:

    My apologies. I tried to warn you-not seriously enough,I guess.

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  21. e platypus onion says:

    Not an expert,by any means but it does not appear to be photoshopped. Again,my apologies.

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  22. Marge Wood says:

    I think he’s funny for a change but I sure wouldn’t want to watch this all evening. and I definitely wouldn’t vote for him. I just read a link somewhere about how MUCH the Koch brothers hate Trump, so that must be why Cruz has a scheduled front page article on the STATESMAN every day. I sure am tired of it. If you live in Austin, feel free to write a letter to the editor about how you’d really like to see something/one else on the front page every day. It’s a bad way to start the day.

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  23. e platypus onion says:

    Cruz is actually communicating with his base on a level they can understand.

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  24. Wapo had this editorial cartoon of Oozy Croozy. You’ll love it!

    https://goo.gl/FtCZgX

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  25. He looks like Vladimir Dracula, Count of Transylvania, aka “Grandpa” Munster.

    Come to think of it, Cruz is about as funny.

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  26. Stephen Colbert used this absolutely beautifully! As far as Colbert is concerned, Cruz can just keep the jackassery coming!It may even help him to earn another Emmy!

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  27. Pancho Sanza says:

    Snopes on that Scott Walker pic: Spoiler Alert: Probably Not Him
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/walkernazi.asp

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  28. e platypus onion says:

    Now I’m gonna act like trump and ignore any chance that this wasn’t walker and continue to say it is. That’ll work.

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  29. i remember rush bobing up & down

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  30. Oozy Croozy looks like the real Ferret Face, but Frank Burns was smarter.
    (M*A*S*H)

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