Ted Cruz says he has bygawd absolute proof that there’s no war on women.

The condom machine in men’s bathrooms.  There ya go.

No, seriously, he said that.  He says there’s no war on women because anybody can get birth control.

“The last I checked, we don’t have a rubber shortage in America,” the GOP presidential candidate said during a town hall here, responding to a question about the availability of contraception to women who want it.

“Look, when I was in college, we had a machine in the bathroom. You’d put 50 cents in and voila!” added Texas’ junior senator, who attended Princeton University and Harvard Law School. “So yes, anyone who wants contraceptives can access them, but it is an utterly made-up, nonsense issue.”

You’ve come a long way, Baby, but ya need to back up a little and let men be in charge of your birth control.

So settle down, little missy, your man will take care of you.  And if he doesn’t, sneak into the the men’s bathroom, buy a condom and put it over his damn head.

Do you want to know what is the outrageously most unbelievable about this?  That Ted Cruz needed a condom in college.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads up.