March 16, 2023 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Hey, Ted Cruz is now touting hisownself as a “best selling author.” And he is – at his own address.
I don’t know this to be true, but I’ve heard that if you buy a hot dog at a ballgame, you get a free Ted Cruz book you can use as a napkin. However, complains were filed that those thin paper napkins were far superior to Ted’s grammar.
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Only appropriate use I can think of for the pages a fled cruz “book” would be to line the cage of snakes. Or rats if one has any as pets.
1The book had better be printed on soft, two ply, quilted absorbent paper to make it worth buying. I can’t think of any other use for it, including reading it.
2Steve from Beaverton @ 1,
I’m sure it would be useful material for the bottom of bird cages or cat litter boxes.
3Papa, yes but I was thinking more about the type of animals that would be more appropriate for someone who likes fled. Birds and cats deserve better.
4Steve, you’re right about birds and cats. Maybe used as liner for the cages of giant hissing roaches might be better.
5You guys crack me up!!
6I have the sick feeling that he is probably making his daughters read it, and pass a pop quiz on the contents. Unfortunately in Texas we can’t turn him in for child abuse – unless he was also making them read MLK’s speeches, or books about women scientists.
JJ’s phrasing made me think of a paraphrased horror movie quote: the book orders, they’re coming from inside the house!
7Professor, along that line, I read a story today that a recent law passed in desantisland forced publishers to remove any mention of race in a book about Rosa Parks. Texas can’t be far behind in efforts to whitewash history.
8What gets me is that all the book agents around D.C. are blatantly courting only politicos who have ghost written books that obviously only the author will buy back from the bookstores with his own campaign money. When I check on the agents I know, none of them want literature like Patterson et al. write, which, of course, leaves me out. Gu ess I should have run for public office . . .
9ALL the *important people* buy their own books – trying to look good .
10I think it’s written down somewhere that a presidential candidate has to have written a book before he or she can run for POTUS. Or at least have his or her name slapped on it as the author. (See “The Art of the Deal” by TFG.) All Fled wants is for the rest of us to take him seriously. And we do — the same way we take the typical heart attack.
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