Ted and Hoochy Ladies
So, it appears that Ted Cruz has had to pull one of his campaign ads because one of his pretend supporters in the ad is a porn star.
The campaign defends her saying that she’s a “soft core” porn star. Her greatest hits include Kinky Sex Club, Milf, Carnal Wishes, Animal Lust, Insatiable Obsession, and Sex Spa II. That’s soft? Gee, do they know what those titles mean?
However, this proves once again that there’s some things people will only do for money, you know, like run around in your birthday suit in front of a camera or appear to support Ted Cruz.
She’s the one who says, “Maybe next time you should vote for more than just a pretty face.” (This is workplace safe. She has her clothes on.)
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Add that to the dishonest fliers and messages about
1Carson in Iowa and a real pattern has emerged: Disreputable.
Gotta ask, what is the line between soft porn and hard porn? Please don’t tell me it has anything to do with the attributes of the male participant.
2Pity her line wasn’t about tax cuts for the rich – that would have been tax porn… 😉
3Uncle Dave, just a guess but it probably has something to do with the camera angles. Given that Michele Fiore has done soft porn, make that camera angles and soft focus lens.
4Spa Sex II? Does that mean I missed Spa Sex I? How’d that happen?
5Ummm, this is embarrassing..
Maybe hardcore shows penetration..?
Maybe softcore just shows nudity and “intent”.
Yeah, I’m blushing
6Brian E, I think SpaSex I was Hot Tub Tommy’s first failure at post gubmint employment.
7Per the APA, hard core porn leaves the viewer totally saturated and uninterested in more. Soft core porn lingers with the viewer and is often said to provoke sex crimes in order to get the saturated feeling that hard porn gives. As for me, both of them are way totally criminal and do nothing to good at all for society.
8Old article (2014) but worth a reread: http://thelapine.ca/boehner-calls-cruz-a-squint-faced-lying-fame-whore/
Nothing has changed. 😀
9Amy Lindsay-aka-Lynsey Ames
Katie Campbell
Summer Leeds
Leah Riley
Julie Snow
Lexie Tyler
She has more aliases than Trump’s got ex-wives. Old Fart nails the differences between hard and soft core porn. Amy Lindsay used to be a regular in late night B grade movies.
10maggie, the APA is probably correct. But there’s one film they haven’t seen and neither have I, that would be the exception that proves the rule. I don’t even know the title, and NO, am not about to google because I don’t want to fry my laptop. But my *prescription* would be to show all sex offenders the Michele Fiore stuff. Fiore and all her not so glory would probably work better than chemical castration or Ivana Kutzurnutzov. (h/t to EPO for Ivana)
11@pkm. Is that cruel and unusual punishment?
12Wonder how the evangelicals are taking this.
13Not well, I hope.
maryelle, the pervangelists are probably secretly watching all her old movies, as we type. Considering that Billy Graham’s spawn showed up at the Last Dildo Corral with Michele Fiore. It’s not a visual I care to contemplate, but rumor has it that the FBI had to chase the happy couple out of there, after the last moocher left.
Paul, probably not under the Cheney Doctrine.
14Speaking of snacilbupeR and clueless, Jim Gilmore is out.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/jim-gilmore-suspends-campaign-219220
15This is what our politics have come to:
Donald Trump has a pretend pout over the word, “pussy!” being shouted from the audience [because Cruz didn’t give his full-throated support to torture. Then repeated it on stage with that old *wink, wink / nod, nod* he’s so famous for. (Btw, omg, omg, omg, there’s something I agree with Cruz about. The world IS coming apart at the seams.)]
Rubio imitates a broken record.
Jeb! gets an endorsement from the brother everyone had thought was the dumber one – – till recently.
And now Cruz has been *ahem* endorsed by a porn star. [OK, the world is back on its axis, at least.]
There once was a time when Republicans wanted to govern. I didn’t agree with their policies but they did seem interested in doing something they considered positive. Today, the majority of Republicans seem to want to get into the system only to destroy it from within. And they’re succeeding.
16Okay. It was stupid of Cruz to let this happen.
But it is far stupider for this woman, who presumably is not a multi-millionaire, to support Cruz and his policies.
I guess both personally and professionally she’s okay with getting scr . . . That is, she’s okay with being a loser.
17She won’t have to worry about the stigma of working the porn industry anymore. Not if people find out she starred in a Ted Cruz video.
18It would be great to find out that this is the product of a GOP trickster. Imagine the genius of recruiting her to apply for the job, seeing the Cruz campaign invest time and treasure to shoot this hit piece and buy ad time, and then having her outted as a porn actress. One can only hope it to be a put up job in the style of Dick Tuck.
Icing on the cake is Cruz characterizing her as a “soft” porn actress, her backing up the distinction, and all the resulting controversy over what constitutes soft and hard core porn.
19“Don’t tell my Mama I’m doing videos for Ted Cruz. She thinks I’m working in a whorehouse.”
20Rhea for the win!!! ROFL 😀
21Good one,Rhea. Combining the world’s two oldest professions. Why do pols get such a bad name?
22One tweak to my previous contribution. I dithered over using the word saturated rather than satiated. I opted for saturate as a lot of guys actually get all sweaty when watching porn of either degree. I owe all this to the archives of written material I read during my graduate work in psychology.
239 out of 10 guys are familiar with the sound of one hand clapping and the tenth one is a liar. Not sure about femmes. 🙂
24To her credit he is against same sex marriage, abortion, and is a born again christian. Hard to choose against Mary Magdalene.
25I worked for an online porn site once–most of our clients were from the Deep South. (And the creepy guys that wanted to hear you say naughty nasty stuff all had Texas, Mississippi, and Alabama accents.)
And all the outraged calls from the Church Ladies were probably their wives!
26I thought her performance was believable and better than her male costars. I’d watch her again.
In an ad, you perverts!
27She’s an actress. She gets paid to fake it and fake it well. Apparently she’s succeeding.
28charles r. phillips, that deserves a https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Characteristic_rock_drum_pattern_rimshot.png/220px-Characteristic_rock_drum_pattern_rimshot.png
29JAKvirginia, whatever the “Academy Awards” of political ads might be, this lady deserves an Oscar!
30Thanks a lot JJ, you have somehow managed to set up an association in my brain between “Ted Cruz” and “porn.” Very helpful indeed. I really hope it’s temporary. BTW, MILF? More like MIWLF, as in would’nt.
31MIWTWATFP.
Man I Wouldn’t Touch With A Ten Foot Pole.
32@Rhea
33How about a 6 foot Czech?
Micr, not sure I could pick up a 6 foot Czech, and he, or especially she, might be pretty ticked off to be forced to touch Cruz.
(PG Wodehouse: “If all the girls Bingo has been engaged to were placed end to end, they’d stretch from here to Piccadilly.”
34“Farther than that. Some of them were pretty tall.”)
Rhea: I try never to pick up the Czech. Cheap, cheap, cheap…
35So I’m guessing she’s not earning enough from this one to be able to say she’s given her heart to bejebus and been born again so she can support crudz with a pure and loving heart, with all that history behind her now? Seems to work for a number of other scuzbucket snacilbupeR supporters.
36I knew a sculptor once. Nice guy, great sculptor. He used to hire strippers to pose for him. His wife decided one day she’d go see what it was like there. Nobody would let her in. Only men allowed. Anyone in the same town could go to the “Dirty Drawers” which had nude models.
37I have to say, artists only look at models like any other still life. Models have to say “Hey, when do I get a break?”
38From cartoonist Clay Jones:
“News outlets ran the headline on their tickers “porn actress tweets disappointment with Ted Cruz.” That’s not who you want tweeting disappointment with you. You just imagine Ted swearing it doesn’t happen all the time, he had a bad day and he’s been under a lot of stress, etc.”
http://claytoonz.com
39We have it all wrong, if Rafael is the resurrection of Christ, then, this little lady is his Mary Magdalene.
I know better, MM was a member of an early branch of Judaism.
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