September 20, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Mitt Romney appeared on Univision. In brownface.
My friends assure me that this is exactly how he looked.
Well, his people did come from Mexico. And maybe he just lightens his face for all other appearances.
Damn, I hope he goes on BET teevee.
Thanks to TexasEllen for the heads up.
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1Shoulda wore gloves, amigo.
2Why not? That’s just what you’d expect from the giant pander bear. Am beginning to wonder if he’s a double agent instead of merely arrogant and tone deaf.
3“pander bear”! Mizcreant, that’s terrific!
4Going a bit heavy on the Light Egyptian pancake there, Mittendork.
5I think the makeup artist at Univision is a proud member of the 47% and got revenge.
Or the Mittsters thought brownface was a cool idea but didn’t realize that his hands and the back of the neck had to match or it would really look silly.
If he was any more orange we’d be in Cheeto territory.
6LOL … I agree with TexasEllen … if he was any more orange, he’d look like he’s related to John [the orange guy] Boehner! Yup, someone got a little heavy handed with the bronzer make-up … serves his stupid ass right! Sorry, I can’t use the $$ signs for the esses … he’s got enough $$$’s as it is.
7Just noticed another example of Romney and face painting.
http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/09/romney-coal-miners-ad.php?ref=fpb
Note the clean clothes on the miners (who were required to attend this event without pay) and their coal smeared faces.
8Looks to be a bit like Boehner’s skin tone.
9Bless his heart, and I mean that in the most sarcastic way.
10This makes me worry that Boehner may have something that’s contagious. And probably venereal.
11TexasEllen–I think that mine owner doesn’t understand that “mandatory” and “purely voluntary” are opposites. Attendance is one or the other, not both. And docking miners’ pay is just a power move. Anyone who’s given $450,000 to Romney’s campaign could damn well pay the miners for the day or two the mine was closed for “security.” Bet it was just a power play, to scare them. Slimeball.
12I’m of Mexican descent, and even when I worked outside all summer on a golf course as grounds crew and caddying, I NEVER looked as though I had pased out face down in plate of curry.
13I’m with TexasEllen on this. I wanna take the Univision makeup artist to dinner.
Dear 1%,
Do NOT mess with hard working Americans. We built America.
Love,
14The 47%
@Lorraine
You are so right. Many years ago when I was still working in showbiz as a stagehand, John Davidson (remember him?) was appearing at the Cafe Crystal. Now the stagehands didn’t care much for Davidson as he was a lousy tipper. A tradition in live entertainment is for the stars to take care of the workers who make them look good. David Brenner, on the same bill, slipped everyone on the crew a C-note and a ‘thanks, guys’. Davidson passed out autographed photos of himself. No kidding.
But we ‘little people’ got the last laugh. A little known aspect of stage lighting is that a bit of green light makes black entertainers look good on stage, pasty white guys just look ill. Apparently, JD was quite ill during his entire run even though he claimed to feel just fine. He never figured out why everyone was always asking him how he was feeling. Ha! The 99% are the real power.
15If you liked THAT photo, check this one!
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/club-growth-president-romney-don-t-really-know-160105059–election.html
You’ll LOVE it!
16That “trannie foundation” is amazing but he looks alittle like Frida Kahlo.
17This just gets better and better. And I wonder exactly who he thought would fail to notice that pancake mess on his face? Surely not Latino nation—from the comments I am seeing on FB, this tricky Mitt brown face routine fooled exactly NOBODY. He’s in a hole and keeps digging. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.
18@publius bolonius Great story. I do remember John Davidson from “That’s Incredible!, right?
Here’s another story.
A famous self absorbed football player celerates his 30th Bday at a restaurant/club where my friend & her daughter work. All employees were called in to work this huge party. There were some big celebrities there, sports figures, VIP rooms…. and it lasted til dawn.
Mr 30th Birthday stiffed the entire staff. Didn’t leave so much as a buck to split between those hard working folks. I told my friend I believe in Karma so he’ll get his one day.
The Birthday Boy was Terrell Owens.
19i know I’m not the first, but – yeah, that’s the makeup artist’s revenge. And he’d be too stupid to look in the mirror and know any better. He probably thought he looked good. BWAHAAHAA………..
20@Lorraine
Great story and not atypical of the self-absorbed. The wheels of Karma grind slowly but surely.
21Given the makeup artist theory, Romney better hope his proctologist is not part of the 47%.
22He’s a cutie, isn’t he? Yeah, but now he’s for 100% of the people. He only meant that 47% way, way, way back in May, according to Faux News. Times change, Mitt changes, Etch-A-Sketch anyone?
23Did anybody see Sarah Palin last night? She had the same makeup!
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