Just when you start thinking that something just has to be satire, it ain’t.

Y’all, we’ve been caught.  You have to turn in your liberal all-purpose protest sign.

On Tuesday’s edition of the Family Research Council’s “Washington Watch” program, Religious Right activist and rabbi Daniel Lapin repeated his bizarre claim that liberals are sexually attracted to radical Islam. Lapin told FRC President Tony Perkins that there is a “sexual dimension” to liberals’ supposed love for Islamic extremism, claiming “effeminate” liberals are sexually attracted to the “masculinity” of Islamic fundamentalism and are experiencing “Stockholm Syndrome.”

Well, there ya go.  They caught us.

Now I’m gonna figure out how I can prove that Rabbi Daniel Lapin is sexually attracted to Ted Cruz.  It’s just gotta be.