There are No US Attorneys
Right after Cheeto Jesus’ inauguration, half of the country’s US attorneys resigned. For a reason known only to him, Trump then fired all the others. Monday, during his almost daily Twitter rage, he bitterly complained that Democrats were holding up his nominations. The problem? There aren’t any nominations for Dems to block. That’s right, folks, Trump has not nominated ONE new US attorney, and there are no US attorneys on duty in any city of the United States. The speculation is that no competent attorney is willing to subject him or herself to such a career-ending decision.
Mr. Law & Order is actually Mr. Head Up His Ass (sorry, Momma), but it didn’t take a Phd in politics to figure that one out.