UPDATED FOR MIKA’S RESPONSE (BELOW):

We’re all appalled that Cheeto Jesus has now infested Our White House for 160 days.  His behavior has become even more unacceptable, if that’s even possible, and his tweets more insulting, childish, and erratic.  This morning he went after Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, with eye-popping insults at the level of an 8th grader:

To make matters even worse, Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on the Official Network of the GOP and actually attempted to defend Trump’s idiotic behavior by saying he has to “fight far with far (fire with fire)”.

So, the tweets are shocking enough, but just how morally bankrupt does one have to be to actually defend that behavior?  We’re not in Kansas anymore, Todo.

Hold your nose and have a look:

https://youtu.be/NuhMAP96vkU

Mika’s response on Twitter.  LOL!

Boom.

Donald Trump cannot get diddle squat done.

For some reason, he doesn’t want his supporters to know that.  So, in what might go down as Olympic qualifying goofiness, he has taken to signing memos ceremoniously.

This is an honest to gosh picture of Trump signing a damn memo saying he supports privitazation of air traffic control.  Everybody else writes that stuff on a sticky note, but not Glitter Donald.

Look at Ted Cruz standing there like Trump just named him Man of the Damn Decade.

The more I watch Trump, the more I know Marco Rubio was right about the small hands.

The Washington Post continues its battle against darkness and Trump World.  Today, it revealed that Trump has hung a fake Time magazine cover in at least 5 of his resorts.  This cover was never published by the magazine.

So.  The clown who perpetuated the lie about President Obama’s birthplace for SIX YEARS, and has lied on a daily basis since he started his campaign for the presidency faked a Time Magazine cover to self aggrandize.

What an ass.

“To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.”

–P.G. Wodehouse, English writer

This saying is more true than almost any other.  A guy who cheats at golf or is an ass on the golf course is and cheater and an ass at life.  I’ve seen it a dozen times.  Well, here’s another example of just what an ass Trump is.  He was recently videoed DRIVING A GOLF CART ON THE GREEN at his club in Bedminster.  If you are a non-golfer, the ONE THING you NEVER do is drive even close to the green, much less on it.  Doing so shows huge disrespect for the course, the game, and your fellow golfers, not to mention the poor greenskeepers who have to repair the damage. It’s a good way to get ejected from a golf course, but I guess not your own.

Here you go, you can watch with own eyes:

https://youtu.be/KK6LfSw5mKc

Props to News & Guts

File under Sumbitches:

Yesterday, Newt Gingrich, career philanderer and prolific liar, made the head-snapping pronouncement that a US president “cannot obstruct justice“, and can fire anyone he wants to fire, regardless of legality.  His comments were made at the National Press Club where he was peddling his new collection of fairytales, Understanding Trump, which is his usual pile of manure delivered with the gravity of a college professor.  Apparently to Gingrich, there is a completely different set of rules for a Democrat in the WH than for a Republican.

Never burdened by the truth or a sense common decency, Gingrich is famous for delivering these kinds of proclamations that swing from one wild lie to another, changing his “sincere” belief to match whatever argument he’s positing at the time.  This proclamation, though, is especially egregious; when he was speaker of the house, he lead the impeachment of Bill Clinton for lying about having a sexual affair and obstruction of justice.   To make matters worse, at the time of the impeachment, he was having an affair himself with his current wife, Calista, while going after Clinton for his affair.  He was forced out of the Speaker job in 1999 under a storm cloud of ethics violations and election losses.

Gingrich is a shameless liar and his books are useful as two things: Kindling and toilet paper.

Sir, your lawyer’s lawyer is on line 2.

Yeah. It really is happening.

So the lesson here is – if you have ever touched or met Donald Trump, or know someone who has, you might need to hire a lawyer.  Now. Before all the good ones are gone.

As customer Deb says, “it’s almost like one of those Russian nesting dolls.”

Thanks to Deb T for the heads up.