A million dollars. Here’s what you get for a million dollars on January 21st.
It’s set up as a Texas non-profit and claims the “net proceeds will be donated to conservation charities.” You mean all $58.72 of net proceeds after the Trump family skims all they can off the top?
(1) This is not the only option to this “camouflage and cufflinks” event. There’s more.
(2) We will never know who donated.
(3) The Trump family is making out like bandits. Wait, they are bandits.
Well, the same day the Electoral College handed the victory to Cheeto Jesus, word got out that Cheeto Jesus, Jr. and Eric Cheeto are planning to sell access to Cheeto Sr. the day after the inauguration for a cool $25k to $1 million for the benefit of some vague “conservation organizations”. The access will include a private grope and grab with the new president and the opportunity to blow away a few wild animals with high-powered weapons. They’ll also likely sell the opportunity for contributors to swim with Miss Teen USA in the renovated swimming pool that will replace the WH briefing room.
The vulgarity just keeps getting – more vulgar.